This Toyota Avalon Craigslisting is a perfect demonstration of what not to do

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
05/07/2014 at 23:48 • Filed to: Craigslist Ads

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https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4459866148…

I could spend a whole bunch of time putting a big ole' wall-o-text in here, but, really, the pictures and ad speak for themselves.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/07/2014 at 23:50

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200k miles.. beat to all hell...isn't really even running...

CP!CP!CP!

At $500 this would be overpriced. What da hell they smokin?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > The Real Dacia Sandero
05/07/2014 at 23:53

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It is Colorado....


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/07/2014 at 23:58

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I'll take a long look at the E38 in the background though


Kinja'd!!! Singhjr96 > ly2v8-Brian
05/07/2014 at 23:59

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Lack of oxygen, that's what it is. Might also be the weed. lol. But honestly, I would send him an email saying 'i'll take it off your hand for 50 dollars.' Then scrap it for 200. Easy profit.


Kinja'd!!! Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/08/2014 at 00:09

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Offer him half of his asking price and have a cheap rental car to drive around the country. Then just leave it wherever you end up and start a new life.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/08/2014 at 00:17

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Those Avalons ere pretty reliable cars. This dud had to beat it pretty hard to kill it after only 200k miles.


Kinja'd!!! Reigntastic > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/08/2014 at 00:42

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WAS TAKEN GREAT CARE OF untilIboughtit


Kinja'd!!! Devon > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/08/2014 at 09:17

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Mechanic brother and attorney boss? Dude's set for life!


Kinja'd!!! Hirsch > The Real Dacia Sandero
05/08/2014 at 09:30

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Well, it is in Colorado, so we can pretty easily assume what they were smoking!

What kind of attorney drives an Avalon? Not a good one!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > The Real Dacia Sandero
05/08/2014 at 10:04

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My friend sold one in similar condition just recently (minus accident damage, but also not running). Was sold for $400.


Kinja'd!!! WordFlyer > Hirsch
05/08/2014 at 10:17

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Not all attorneys are wealthy. It takes awhile to pay one's dues, like in most fields. (yes, I know you were joking... and yes, I laughed, just point it out.)


Kinja'd!!! Hirsch > WordFlyer
05/08/2014 at 11:47

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I'm glad you took it for the (lame) attempt at humor that it was meant to be!


Kinja'd!!! ZeeeeCar > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/08/2014 at 12:43

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"The timing belt has been replaced, but don't know when but I have all the paperwork that shows when it was replaced."

So the seller is illiterate?


Kinja'd!!! Louis Subearth > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/08/2014 at 15:24

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Avalon, the 4-wheeled incarnation of the Fire Nation. Then the Avalon spreaded its diasese and forbid us from this:

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